February Issue

IN THE IN BOX

  Fair play to Harry Redknapp, I can't even get our dog to sit and beg let

 alone go and open an off shore bank account!

 “"stick 200,000 in my pocket, fetch the suitcase from the van,Cause if you

     want the best 'uns and you don't ask questions,Then Milan I'm your

    man,Where it all comes from Is a mystery,It's like the changing of the

     Seasons and the tides of the sea, but here’s the one that’s driving me

     Berserk Why do only fools and horses work?

    La la lala - la la la la la (etc)

    No income tax no VAT, no premiership points off Man City. In the dock

    looking pale.....'Arry Redknapp's going to jail.....................................

    God bless Hooky Street,Viva Hooky Street, Long live Hooky Street,

    C'est magnifique Hooky Street, Magnifique Hooky Street................”

 

 Emile Heskey has revealed that he's been wearing a t-shirt under his top

 ever since his last goal and will show it off next time he scores. It says "Free

Nelson Mandela"  

 

 Me and my son went to see Liverpool  play last night, and it lived up to

  expectations. Our car was stolen!  

 After much speculation that he was going to leave United, Wayne Rooney

 kissed his badge during today's Manchester derby to show his loyalty to the club.

 A bit like when he kisses his wife before he goes to see a prostitute.